remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Shitshow foam night was such a success
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
jump out the window naked night went bad
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