FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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