What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
