found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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