big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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