My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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