After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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