just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
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I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
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Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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