This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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