am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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