Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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