Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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