I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
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Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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