Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
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I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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