STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
wanna go halves on a baby?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i came on her dog
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Im part way to drunk.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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