Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
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She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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