im drinking this country out of the recession.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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