Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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