does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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