idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
