If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
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I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
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Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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