Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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