he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
