I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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