We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
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I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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