Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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