There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
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I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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