We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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