i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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