Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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