what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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