K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
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Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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