So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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