I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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