walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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