I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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