So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
