I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
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I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
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I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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