if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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