yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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