"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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