Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
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Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
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You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm getting married
To pizza
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I love you. Go after that dick
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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