somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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