She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
The adults are the big ones right?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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