Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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