i wish my penis had a tongue
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
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Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
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If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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