wakey wakey hands off snakey
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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