This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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