Whod you bang
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
time to smoke my breakfast
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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