why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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