Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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