my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
please come you make the beer taste better
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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