We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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