Can Purell be used as lube?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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