Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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