Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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