i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
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He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
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i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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