Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
My balls are so social today.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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