its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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