me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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